If I don't publish my observations tonight then tomorrow they will seem (accurately so) completely irrelevant. So here goes.
Anne Hathaway is a true fashionista. I imagine I would be like her if I were 6 inches taller and an actress.
Mickey Rourke, 56, was still extremely disturbing. Although well spoken, he sported a Loki charm of his deceased 18 yr old chihuahua around his neck. My bad. I didn't realize he was gay.
You gotta love Sohpia Loren but it's time she stay home. She's not doing herself any favors.
Marisa Tomei, 43, is my idol. Nominated for best supporting actress for playing a stripper in The Wrestler, she is amazing. She didn't win the award but she won my heart.
Brad & Angie. Of course, I love them both but does she own any other style of dress?
Kate Winslet, The Reader, lovely as ever. I also imagine myself as her if I were a famous actress. She seems very 'real'.
Does anyone really like Beyonce's clothing line? I feel like it's a secret joke Hollywood is playing on us. One day we'll show up in those god awful outfits and everyone will scream "SUUUCKERRRR!"
Why is Jessica Beil at the Oscars. Did I miss something?
I love Robert Downey Jr. He looks amazing after all those yrs of hard living.
Josh Brolin and Diane Lane. It's like looking in a mirror. Me and Chad.
I thought Sarah Jessica left her troll of a husband. He's headed for Broadway. Heeellloooo. He's gay.
Taraji P Henson. supporting actress for Benjamin Button. Don't know who she is but she is so cute!
All of you Botox naysayers, did you notice how many of the stars have obviously had it?! Young, old and in between. So There! And I really don't want to hear anything about how I'm not a movie star so why am I comparing myself to them. Fuck you. That's what I say to that. I am a star in my own movie every g*damn day.
I thought Hugh Jackman was hot until he started dancing around like a fag. Disappointing.
WTF. I just noticed Mickey has a silver tooth. Every time he starts to redeem himself I'm struck by yet another fucked up thing about him. Disturbing. Who advises him?
Now I can't decide if I'd rather be Kate Winslet or Tina Fey.
When you watch these shows are you bored? Envious? Happy with exactly where you are in your life? Does it effect you a little, a lot, or not at all. I think I have been more apt to compare myself in my later years. When I was young it seemed like I still had a chance. But as everyone gets older it seems like something really unfair is going on. Nonetheless, I am comforted by the fact that I don't need/desire accolades from millions of people. I am quite happy with myself and my life.
The only thing I require is that my children do the "Hi Mom" thing when they are being interviewed after a game, play or recital.I felt bad for Jen A up there. I can't imagine anything worse than standing before Brad and Angelina and their 50 kids. I think I would do the honorable thing and stab myself with my sword. Bravo to her for giving it an outstanding effort though.
Sank you, sank you, sank you belly much. Domo arigato. mista robato.
If you didn't get that then you weren't watching. But thanks for checking in. xo