Wednesday, April 1, 2009

1 in 4 women are Fucking Idiots




According to Clear Blue, 1 in 4 women can misread a pregancy test. As a result, they've simplified it by actually displaying the words "pregnant" or "not". Apparently 1 line vs 2 lines was way too confusing. Thank you for the simplification.

Now, when I curse myself for not using the appropriate birth control and subsequently feel like an idiot it can be confirmed by the fact that I can purchase a test over the counter that is geared toward women being fucking idiots!!

So, I admit. I am an idiot. I thought family planning worked. Apparently it doesn't. Clear Blue has confirmed. I am an idiot.

5 comments:

Connie said...

Does this mean you're pregnant?

sarah in disturbia said...

april fools!!

Connie said...

ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. You had me there for a minute.

Anonymous said...

This was too easy!
Try again!

Anonymous said...

i'm not feelin' the love on this one...